Sep 23 2007
Get Over Nation
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By Vi Ransel
9/23/07
We are constantly urged to buy things we don’t need, which we use once, if at all, and then dispose of to buy another thing we don’t need, and often don’t really want. Who does it benefit if we, in essence, buy the same thing over and over and over and over and over? Why pay every day for something you should be able to buy once a week, once a month, or … once? Who does that benefit? You? You’re being ripped off and gotten over on and deep down you know it, but you feel like you can’t “not buy stuff.” So you just keep doing it and not thinking about it because it feels good - at the moment you’re doing it. But soon you feel the urge to do it again. Can you say “addict”?
You buy shoddy, inferior goods purposefully made to fall apart as fast as possible. And you’re urged to throw away things that are still perfectly serviceable just so someone can make a profit off you. Why do you have fifty pairs of shoes? Are you a centipede? Why have you become almost totally dependent on “electronics” to the point where you can’t brush your own teeth without a battery-operated brush? To the point where you can’t sit still without the distraction of a cell phone, an I-pod, a CD or DVD player, a TV, a radio, a laptop, videogames and video cameras, etc., etc., etc. to keep reality from staring you in the face?
In the late 60s, I worked for the Singer Company. Our repair department worked on, maybe two, of the durable old metal head machines. Ah, but those plastic and aluminum machines were a gold mine! They fell apart on cue and kept our repairman - unlike the Maytag repairman of myth - completely occupied. It’s a sewing machine! Why should you ever need to buy another one, or take it in for monthly servicing like our new, half-plastic cars?
In the 80s, I worked for a “vintage” clothing operation. Most of the stuff was perfectly good clothing that Americans had bought - for no particular reason - and then discarded to buy more clothing - for no particular reason. My best friend’s sister refused to shop with us for those horrible pieces of used clothing that had once been on someone else’s body. Had she not heard of soap and hot water? Then she bought her husband a vintage Hawaiian shirt - for $300 - that had been worn in the 50s. Duh?
You know you have a closet, an attic, a garage and/or a storage unit jammed full of things that get tossed in never to be seen again. And when you finally ship those Neiman-Marcus vests, Nikes, Levis, Bill Blass and Gloria Vanderbilt jeans, Land’s End and Eddie Bauer “outdoorswear”, Liz Claiborne blouses and Tommy Hilfiger shirts - I could go on and on - to a thrift shop or try to unload them at a garage sale, I swoop in and scoop them up for next to nothing. And while you may never have worn your new jeans, I will wear them “forever”. Denim, in particular, is durable. I’ve not bought a “new” pair of jeans since the 70s. I wait for you to make the initial stupid purchase with your hard-earned money and then discard them for me to scarf up for two dollars or less. Who’s the fool? I will not pay $20, let alone $70 and up, to allow some gross capitalist to use my ass as an unpaid billboard to advertise his overpriced products.
Shop at thrift stores and garage sales. You can get new, or practically new, linens, housewares, shoes, clothes, furniture, even “home decor” that someone like you has bought, looked at and discarded. And you know it’s true because that’s just what you do. I’ve probably bought your stuff, your nearly brand new stuff, that you spent your hard-earned cash on and then just got rid of to buy some more. You incredible dumbass, you! This is happening because we are so willing to believe what advertisers are selling - a style, a lifestyle, a life, an identity, a self, a soul. Something, anything to fill up the time so we don’t have to think about what’s happening in this country and confront it. The hole in your soul cannot be filled with stuff.
Further, why pays hundreds of times what this stuff is worth over and over again? A car is a set of wheels that takes you someplace. When you insist on having a new package to set on top those wheels every year, who’s the fool? Who’s in debt? Who’s making money off you? Could your kids have used that money for college?
Yes, “even” clip coupons. Form coupon networks. As much as possible buy only what you need when it’s on sale at a place that doubles your coupons. There are at least two competing supermarkets in your town. Don’t buy your kids stupid, empty calories that will addict them, and you, to wanting more and more and more of them, all the while creating diseases like atherosclerosis, diabetes, hypertension, even cancer. And, even if there’s a coupon for it, don’t buy it because it’s a “deal” - it’s no bargain if you buy something you don’t need or can’t use. Make no mistake, it’s making some corporate overlord rich off your back while he’s making you and your kids sick, maybe killing you. Why should you pay him to do it?
Check the ingredients. For instance, ALL pain relievers are generic. Most are either ibuprofen, acetaminophen or aspirin with some added caffeine. Read the labels. They’re all the same. Only the labels and the marketing rap are different. You’re paying to have a particular story told to you about the product that you want to believe is superior. The drugs in the products are identical, brand-to-brand exactly the same.
Toilet paper, paper towels, tissues… While there might be a difference in square footage, the amount of synthetic fragrance or number of plies, they’re all just paper tools. Try them all out and pick the one that suits you best at the cheapest price. It might just be a generic. And you don’t want the toxic dyes in the “artwork” on the expensive paper towels anyway. Better yet, get a good old-fashioned cotton dishtowel and wash it. Stop paying two dollars a roll for something to throw away.
Tip. I used to clean houses for a living. The best glass (and surface) cleaner you’ll ever use is one-half ammonia and one-half windshield washer fluid. Buy each for a dollar a gallon and you’ve got two gallons of cleaning fluid for $2.00, where if you bought one of those money-eaters you’d get about 22 ounces for about $4.00. How ripped off do you want to be?
Are you using products like these, or are they using you? More exactly, are you being used and abused to make someone else a lot of money? Do you wash linens - towels, sheets, etc. - a few times, find them a bit faded and send them off to the Salvation Army or the dump? These are tools, not works of art. If you think your tools are a measure of who you are, these tools that are here for you to use, not be used by, then you’re on a path straight to the funny farm. Who’s the tool? You’re the tool. A capitalist’s tool to make him some money. That’s addiction. Get a clue. Investigate. Don’t get ripped off. Get over.
They pay billions of dollars in advertising to get you to spend your money to addict your kids and/or make them sick, to drive yourself into debt and then they blame you for doing exactly what they paid those billions to get you to do. Oh, I know. I know. It doesn’t work on you.
Coke? Or Pepsi? Ford? Or Chevy? Jif? Or Skippy? Scott? Or Charmin? Crest? Or Colgate? Palmolive? Or Ajax? You know you’re branded when you have to have only a certain “brand” of cola, car, peanut butter, toilet paper, toothpaste, dishwashing liquid, etc. They don’t pay all those billions because it doesn’t work. And if they’re paying billions to advertise to get you to buy it, how much must they be making off you? L’Oreal? Or Garnier Fructis? It’s shampoo, people. Get a grip!
And what’s on TV that you need to pay to see? Someone else’s trashy life? Scripted unreality shows? The “lives” of made-up people? “News” that’s little more than propaganda? Turn off the TV! Get a life of your own! Turn off all those techno gadgets. Go to a community meeting. Help an elderly neighbor. Read a book. Write one. Knit someone a warm shawl. Don’t get numbed out by the distractions. Don’t let TV drain away your soul, addict you, lure you into giving up your hard-earned money for useless bullshit and wasting the very precious moments of your one and only, very precious life.
In 1990 adults spent, on average, 5-6 hours a day watching TV. That’s more time than you spend eating, more time than you spend alone with your spouse and your children. And it’s all wasted. And, if you’re paying for it, you’re paying for advertisers to get you to give up even more of your money. How stupid is that?
Studies done in the 90s indicate that the more time Americans spend in front of the TV, the dumber we get. We read less and understand less of what we read with every passing year. Most Americans can’t write more than few, simple declarative sentences. We’re the least literate people on the planet and we’re continuing to enlarge our lead.
And it doesn’t matter if you watch PBS or FOX, the more TV you watch, the dumber you get. But we seem not to be able to exist without it. It’s on while we eat; it’s on from the moment we wake up ’til the moment we go to sleep. And some people need to have the TV on to be able to sleep. What’s up with that? It’s on while you do other things like clean the house, read the paper (if you can still read), etc. TURN IT OFF!!!
TV is a relationship you have with the bastard who’s advertising to you, and it takes the place of all the other relationships you might have in life. It’s you and “him”, not your spouse, your kids, your relatives, your friends, your community - just you and him. And that’s the way he likes it. That’s the way he’s programmed it - and you. You’re his bitch. TV is your family and your friend, your pacifier, your titty. It’s your HEROIN.
Turn it off. Think for yourself. Learn to take care of yourself - as much as possible. Aren’t we those “rugged American individualists” we hear so much about? Have a yard? Plant a garden. Grow some food with your kids instead of watching TV. It will not only give you food, but satisfaction. It’s also educational and character building. Form networks with your neighbors for trading stuff, helping out. It’s called barter, the real-deal free trade. But above all, stop supporting the rich at your own expense. Spending more than you earn will not make you one of them, nor accepted by them - if one would actually to aspire to such a thing.
Learn to get over. They get over on you every minute of every day. Two can play this silly game. Stop buying the bullshit they’re peddling to you in order to finance their five homes, limos, private jets, offshore tax havens and on and on and on ’til you could just puke. If you don’t have it, why should you pay for them to have it? Withhold your support. Let them get a job and work for what they get. Let them support their own damn selves instead of living off you.
And whatever you do, if America means anything at all to you, don’t set foot in any Chinese-goods-importing, Big Box stores. Hey! I’m talking to YOU!!!
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All of America should be forced to read your honest, much needed, chastisement. It has been said that a fool and his money shall soon part, I have been that fool for far too long. Thank you for pointing out simple, practical steps we all can take to improve our lives.
“Why do you have fifty pairs of shoes? Are you a centipede?…You incredible dumbass, you!” Priceless. Thanks again.
I would disagree with one thing in this article: “Yes, “even” clip coupons. Form coupon networks. As much as possible buy only what you need when it’s on sale at a place that doubles your coupons.”
Most newpaper coupons (those Sunday supplement sections ) are for junk food and junk products that are being introduced onto the market. You will never find a coupon for plains rolled oats, but plenty for over-sweetened and over-processed foods and special spray deoferants for your toilet bowl, etc.
Don’t clip coupons or form coupon networks - just ignore all that junk.
The most subversive thing you can do is not to want things!
Dear Daniel -
While I heartily agree about the junk products, which most of the coupons are for, you can also get coupons for spaghetti sauce, pasta, whole wheat bread, soy milk, shampoo, body wash and many baby products. Coupons, like TV, are not really the problem, it’s the use they’re put to by the people who sell the products. And yes, you can find coupons for plain old rolled oats. Thanks for your comment. I did forget to mention that most of the coupons - and ads in the coupon circulars - are completely useless.
Best regards,
Vi
Hey, I only shop for things I need at tag/garage/estate sales!!
If you really need something, try to buy it second hand. You save alot of money.
I had never looked at the coupons in the Sunday paper until yesterday. I found several coupons that will save me money on things that I would have bought an anyway.
Thanks again.
Dear Sirs
I am willing to make a donation but refuse to offer up my credit card number. Give me an address and I will send a cheque.