The Twilight Zone Revisited

Just when you thought that it couldn't possibly get any stranger than it already is...

By Ernest Stewart | The latest volley from Uncle Ernie...

What's this little town that I'm approaching? Why it's... Nephi Utah! And who's that standing by the signpost up ahead? Why it's... Rod Serling! "Uncle Ernie's Hollywood Daze"

--- On The Road To Los Angeles I Hear The Voices --- George W. Bush --- 04/18/06

Unfortunately for mankind one of the voices that the Fuhrer keeps hearing is that of "god almighty" who whispers into George's ears his holy plans for the Middle East. These plans apparently concern wresting control of some sticky dinosaur goo from the sons of Ishmael; old Abe's #1 son. And because of this, one can only surmise that Yah Weh has cancelled the 6th, 8th, 9th and 10th commandments? What's wrong with this picture do you suppose America?

According to conventional wisdom Bush is the most powerful man on the planet. But the man with all the launch codes is in reality; and has always been, Gomer Pyle's evil twin. No matter whose puppet he is, no matter that in the Crime Family Bush he only rates as Fredo, he still can kill us all on a whim and Rummy, Kindasleezy, Ole Dead Eye and the rest won't lift a finger to stop him. Nor does it matter that he got his Bachelor's in history from Yale and an MBA from Harvard and knows nothing of either, he's never earned a thing in his life except criminal charges (think of the war crime charges to come) truly born with a silver coke spoon up his nose. Bush is perhaps the only person in the history of Taxus that drilled for oil and couldn't find any! He lost millions of other people's money, dumped his stocks just before the word got out and walked away a whole lot richer without a scratch. Of course stock swindling is another old Crime Family Bush tradition, just ask brother Neil about that! No, Smirky the Wonder Chimp is just that, the village idiot, not to mention a coward, a bully and as his blowing up frogs and things with cherry bombs in his youth pointed to but was apparently overlooked by both Pater and Mater a mass murderer!

A mass murderer who is beginning to feel the stress from committing all those war crimes, all that treason, torture, sedition, theft and such that he's becoming ever-so-paranoid ala those last few months in der Fuhrer Bunker as the Red army closed in on Berlin. Fortunately for "the allies" Adolph didn't have at his fingertips the ability to destroy the world in a matter of minutes when he too lost what little mind he had left! That is not the problem for Bush, in just one of our "Boomer" subs he has more power than all of the weapons of WWII combined. Our west Taxus prairie monkey being the spoiled brat, little rich kid that he is, is about to reach out and touch someone with baby-bunker-buster nukes each of which is 60 times more powerful than the bomb we dropped on Hiroshima and will kill an estimated 3 million and decimate the lives of 33 million more in four countries, two of which have nukes of their own. How happy do you think our fallout, falling on their citizens is going to make these folks? Can you see the problem the world is facing? Can you see how those problems will soon be effecting you and I?

Yes I've heard the argument that Smirky's on a leash and has many sets of puppet strings from Daddy Dearest, to Wall Street, to Tel Aviv, to Riyadh, to Beijing, to Bentonville, to control him. Still, like a bad Jerry Lewis movie (I know, what other kind are there?) the maniac may get loose and we could soon find ourselves all holding hands and singing "We'll Meet Again" ala the last scenes from Dr. Strangelove. Will we nuke Iran before or after the November selections— for those of you who use electronic voting machines, and elections for everybody else! The end-of-days crowd says to look out for the summer 2007!

In Other News...

I see another Bush flack Tony (Fat Tony) Blankley has crawled out from under his rock over at the Rev. Sun Myung Moon's American fifth column a.k.a. the Washington Times. Fat Tony's latest "bright idea" is to charge any military types who disagree with Smirky and Rummy or who resign their commission in protest with sedition and or mutiny. While Fat Tony does know a lot about sedition and treason, as a "made man" and the editorial director for the Crime Family Moon's American criminal enterprise the aforementioned Times, he commits them on a daily basis!

I seem to recall something from many centuries ago when I too was, "A bold old, cold old, dirty, nasty, soldier," from the old "Uniform Code Of Military Justice?" Something about not having to follow an illegal order? You know the law that we put in the code after hanging a bunch of people who kept saying something about how they were "only following ze orders?" As I recall my old Sergeant used to say something about that while doing a lot of grinning and winking but there it was! In fact of point I wrote a few letters to Lyndon Baines about our last major quagmire and why he wanted me to blow up hamlets and slaughter innocent women and children and such? It turns out it was about making the American Military/Industrial/Media complex more complex and richer too! There's that pesky "history repeating itself again" thingie, once again, rearing its ugly head!

No what the Generals were doing was what every citizen is supposed to do at all times, "SPEAK THE TRUTH!" Tell it like it is and if that means that Bush comes out looking like an evil moron, "c'est la guerre!" I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure the world already knows that Bush is an evil moron, don't they?

Something that Fat Tony ought to check out and maybe even get some experience with, is telling the truth! You know, so that he wouldn't be viewed by everyone as a laughing stock, not to mention by his own words a seditious, traitor? I would remind Fat Tony that aiding and abetting seditious traitors like the Crime Family Bush and the Crime Family Moon makes one a seditious traitor too. And once again if memory serves the traditional punishment for those crimes is being drawn and quartered, eh Fat Tony?

(c) 2006 Ernest Stewart a.k.a. Uncle Ernie is an unabashed radical, author, stand-up comic, DJ, actor, political pundit and for the last 5 years managing editor and publisher of Issues & Alibis magazine. In his spare time he is an actor, writer and an associate producer for the new motion picture "W."

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