Our Continuing Holy Crusade

By Ernest Stewart | The latest volley from Uncle Ernie...

I see where citizen Richard B. Myers crawled out from under the rock where he's been hiding since last October to come to the aid of his master Von Rumsfeld's disastrous handling of the quagmire that is Iraq. Richard you may remember was the Joint Chiefs of Staff leader that helped Rummy and Bush plan and talk us into going after Saddam instead of Osama. The last time Richard spoke up was just before he took the money and ran last September when he said of his planned disaster,

"Defeating the Iraqi insurgency is as important to the United States as winning World War II was 60 years ago."

As you can see Richard's a couple bricks short of a load! However this time around Richard said,

"We gave him our best advice, and that's what we're obligated to do. If we don't do that we should be shot!"

And if that's the advice you gave him I couldn't agree more with you Richard, you should be shot!

Ever since Papa Smirk failed to win the first oil war back in 1991 the neo-fascists have been licking their lips over all the lovely oil they failed to get their slimy paws on. And after the debacle of Clinton throwing Papa out of office they spent the next eight years planning and plotting to rule the world just as soon as they could steal the White House. They managed to put their plans into what they called PNAC or Project for the New American Century . The group of traitors and "deep thinkers" that came up with this new "Mein Kampf" included, Elliott Abrams, Gary Bauer, William J. Bennett, Jeb Bush, Dick Cheney, Eliot A. Cohen, Midge Decter, Paula Dobriansky, Steve Forbes, Aaron Friedberg, Francis Fukuyama, Frank Gaffney, Fred C. Ikle, Donald Kagan, Zalmay Khalilzad, I. Lewis Libby, Norman Podhoretz, Dan Quayle, Peter W. Rodman, Stephen P. Rosen, Henry S. Rowen, Donald Rumsfeld, Vin Weber, George Weigel and Paul Wolfowitz, a virtual "Who's Who" of the far right, reactionaries all.

Their goal all along was for America to literally rule the world. America Uber Alles! Does that ring any bells? Unfortunately they chose Papa's idiot son Fredo to be their puppet who almost gave it away when he said the crusade quote above. Born again George was easily manipulated by the Israeli lobby and his fundy Christian supporters into PNAC's plans and pretty soon George was hearing god tell him to start this holy crusade, strange what alcohol and cocaine can do to your brain, eh?

I'm sure he thought he was doing a good thing when he allowed those airliners to crash. There is no doubt about that last statement. Issues & Alibis found 7 countries that warned us what was coming. When Bush's ass was on the line at the G8 summit in Italy that spring he took a missile battery with him as the Italians had stopped a similar plan to crash an airliner into the summit building. You'll remember that in June of 2001 Bush stopped the decades old practice first begun by JFK of allowing airline pilots to carry guns into the cockpit and that also in June they announced that Junta members would no longer fly commercial airlines but would hence forth only fly in military jets. It was only after the war began that Robin Cook; the former Blair cabinet minister who resigned as the Labour Party's parliamentary chief in protest over the invasion of Iraq, said that he knew that we had been warned by 11 countries including Saudi Arabia and Israel of the coming attacks, which explains why there was no Israelis in the WTC and the sudden trading of airline stocks on Wall Street a few days before. Also funny thing how Robin died of a "heart attack" while out by himself walking, eh? As PNAC stated we'd need a Pearl Harbor to happen before they could pull it off and who better to arrange this than the decades old family friends of the Crime Family Bush, the Bin Ladens. Through the CIA financed and controlled terrorist group Al-Qaida which number one son Osama ran for Langley. Treason and sedition is an old, old Crime Family Bush tradition, as is using the CIA for their nefarious goals, ask JFK how that works!

So regardless of what the American people want, or what Con-gress wants; for that matter, we will be going into Iran shortly regardless whether they enrich uranium or not. Whatever Iran does really has nothing to do with it, what's important is the control of the oil, striking fear into the world and shoring up our political pals in Jerusalem. It's not really a matter of Christianity vrs Islam; although that certainly figures into it, what's important is world domination. Unless we put a stop to this we are on a never ending quest to rule the world and when the world realizes it, it will mean our doom!

In Other News...

Another rat leaving the sinking ship USS Bush is Scotty McClellan of whom Michael Wolff said in the latest issue of Vanity Fair. "He's a knucklehead Socrates, low-wattage, a pawn, not the brightest bulb, a helpless and irresistible target, strikingly out of his depth, and then derides him for "verbal haplessness, ham-handedness and lack of verbal acumen," and compares him to Squealer from "Animal Farm" and Piggy from the "Lord of the Flies." I can only add "lying traitor" to Mike's assessment!

A must see in this week's magazine is the Union of Concerned Scientists, "Nuclear Bunker Buster" in our Have You Seen This... department. It's what I've been on about for the last year, the start of WW III!

A must hear is this weeks song from our To End On A Happy Note... department "I Am The Decider" by one of my favorite actors and singers Paul Hipp. Just click on the title and it will take you to where you can hear it, considering Bush just made that statement Tuesday that's amazing!

And finally my dear friend Maggie wrote in to say...

"Hey Ernie,

I think it's time to demand a good 'impeaching' for King George and his sidekick, ole Dead Eye Dick, so I have started this petition at the Care2 site. It's brand new and I am aiming for the stars... One million signatures! LOL.... hey you never know if you never try! Any help you can give to get the impeachment under way would be greatly appreciated.

Maggie"

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/806547876

Y'all take 5 minutes out of your busy day and put your John Hancock where it will do some good!

(c) 2006 Ernest Stewart a.k.a. Uncle Ernie is an unabashed radical, author, stand-up comic, DJ, actor, political pundit and for the last 5 years managing editor and publisher of Issues & Alibis magazine. In his spare time he is an actor, writer and an associate producer for the new motion picture "W."

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