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CYRANO'S INDEX OF BROADCASTERS PERFORMANCE

A tongue-in-cheek evaluation of HOW this vital SOCIAL RESOURCE IS UTILIZED BY ITS CORPORATE CONTROLLERS

Projections by Patrice Greanville (1)

 

STORY

MEDIA TIME ALLOCATED (2)

COMMENT

THE PASSING OF RONALD REAGAN (3) AND HIS ELEVATION TO FOUNDING FATHER, SAVIOUR OF THE REPUBLIC, ETC., ETC.

230,000 hours and counting

CARPETBOMBING; not a mind left behind...

THE PASSING OF MOTHER THERESA

17,207 hours

SATURATION

PROFESSIONAL SPORTS

115,200,000 hours and counting

INSANITY Yeah, that's millions of hours boys and girls ...the circus must go on.

THE DEATH AND INSTANT CANONIZATION OF PRINCESS DIANA

147,750 hours and counting

CARPETBOMBING

 

Argentina's economy recovers by using anti-IMF approach

7 minutes

DOWNPLAYED If you sneezed you missed it.

US secret destabilization campaign against Venezuela's Chavez government (ongoing)

23 minutes

SUPPRESSION If you looked out the window you missed it.

Actual causes and beneficiaries of US foreign policy

9 hours

SUPPRESSION A full presentation is scheduled for the day hell freezes over

Britney Spears 24-hour marriage and divorce

23,667 hours

CARPETBOMBING A topic of obvious global importance

Bill Clinton's peccadilloes under and beyond his desk

 

33,580,000 hours

CARPETBOMBING A topic of critical national importance

Does job retraining work?

61 hours

DOWNPLAYED Doesn't seem to concern too many Americans

Automation's unrelenting job destruction in all sectors of the world economy

127 hours

DOWNPLAYED By this standard, "token coverage" would seem lavish

Health care system condition and alternatives

1,198 hours

DISINFORMATION Stacked deck against public, single-payer system in practically all programs

What's the paranoid Right up to? We're talking here about the McVeigh types, survivalists, Birchers and KKK

27 hours

CRIMINAL NEGLECT No one really knows how this interesting segment of the population voted or feels about the 2004 election, Iraq, etc. You'll have to go and ask them.

THE KENNEDY/CAMELOT SAGA (ongoing)

828,000,000 hours and counting

RADIOACTIVE TOPIC 80% of Americans seem to miss feudal times. Wrap your mind around this kind of excess.

GAME SHOWS

248,400,000 hours

Yes, we gotta fill those "empty" hours folks...

 

NOTES: (1) Compilation since 1980. For obvious reasons we did not look at all major topics. Ecoanimal questions will be covered in a separate section. By "broadcasters" we mean broadcast and cable television and radio. Print media, its occasional lapses and exceptions notwithstanding, largely reflect, perhaps in a slightly less scandalous manner, the same degenerate media industry values exhibited by broadcasters. (2) Best approximation. We used the data reported in the industry's press, which put the number of stations at 11,500, although no one is sure of the precise figure. If anything we failed to compute many media outlets, hence these are probably underestimates (3) Does not include frequent adulatory coverage prior to his death. (4) The listing of an issue as "covered" does not signify truthful or serious coverage, merely that the topic was featured. In too many instances, due to gross built-in biases in media personnel, not to mention owners and corporate suits, the programs end up misinforming the public. (5) Most AM radio today is in the hands of rightwing owners and programmers, constituting a solid propaganda bloc and, as media analyst David Brock has aptly noted, a significant part of the "Republican noise machine." Brock ought to know; he has courageously admitted that he used to be a prominent member of this apparatus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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